Girls have hair on their asshole and don’t you ever forget it.
We’re all hairless lizards and this is clearly a lie.
okay which one of you sons of bitches capitalized and added a period to my statement
the entire rhythm is ruined
Makenna I love you
Hello again! Long time to see!
Mirrors are a pain in the ass for me too. Both of the mirrors in my room are sealed with a sigil.
It’s a letter glyph, formed from the most powerful magic words I know of.
Because Gandalf knew what the fuck he was on about when it came to bothersome nasties. The glyphs are reinforced with breath, will, spit, salt lines, and rosewater.
My post about sigilmaking can be found here, if you’re interested.
When you seal the mirror and cleanse the room, let the thing in there know that it’s dealing with an angry mother who is VERY unhappy about her baby being disturbed. Darling, if there is any creature or entity in all of creation that is universally feared, it is a royally pissed-off mother protecting her child. Show those claws. Flash those teeth. Let it know you’re not to be fooled with.
I also suggest hanging an herbal charm in Baby’s room for extra protection (just by the door is fine). A mix of caraway seed, cloves, basil, and peppermint should do the trick.
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